Well something is definitely odd here...

I'm not usually a bragger, but I'm pretty suspicious. Just kidding - I'm always buying into scams and trying to find the humor in every profile, whether good or bad.

Yeah.. this is just too much a coincidence, right?

HAHAHAAHA... okay, this may well be my favorite profile yet

We can make her better, stronger, faster... faker....

TABLE TENNIS!!

Wow, I mean, she seriously loves that table tennis. I mean, she is crazy for it apparently.

That and coffee.

Every day. And watching one movie. Yup. Sign me up

I can't figure this out....

FIRST... read her entry...

Hmmmm, wait. Let me see if I can decode this...  2, 8,1,9,4,7,1... no wait..  1,7,2, 6, 1. Okay.. this can't be that complicated. 2 - second letter of the alphabet.. so, B... ummmm H? .. 1= A.. So BHA...ummm.. I... no, this cant be right. Must be a book code. So, page 2, line 8, word eight... ummm what book.  DRAT.. I don't decipher well. I give up.

Honestly, Im still kinda trying to figure out Line 4... where you say you are a man...

How does that add up?

Hot spot.... right

I love it when they add a contact number or email and 'code' it so cleverly then make it seem like it would be a challenge to figure out. Hmm IV, what the heck is Ivy? You also have to admire a girl who has the hot spot of football.  Umm what?

Pronozana?

She's leaving? I can also estimate the simple things...
I sure would like to learn her... and I mean.. I'm a favorite.

We can deal elsewhere.... what??

I am always fascinated by the fake ads that have to find someone who is honest and real.

really....

Man like me, or you... to whom does that pronoun refer?

well, yeah, if thats what you are making me think...then.. ummm.. something is wrong....somewhere...

Sewer Ethel

I'm sorry, your email is sewer a loma??? Come on a join up on here then...a letter that I hope the most. 

Yeah.. all the same, I'm gonna hesitate.

Umm huh?

I do think that most of the fake profiles tend to lead you to a porn site when you connect with them. I also think the people that create the fake profiles aren't too bright and frequently save time by cutting and pasting other profiles onto the fake one as they create it...  This is a perfect example... took me a sec.. but one pic. Odd age search for a 31 year old.. and....well... one more thing... a minor mistake... read on...

You've got to be joking....

I didn't include her face or name, primarily because, sadly, I don't think this is a fake post. At least she doesn't espect perfection. Live is short.

here we go again

Okay, so many things wrong here...  but seriously, all you have to do is read it...

I personally love the complete lack of punctuation.

But, my hearth isn't a good hearth

I too live in my house and I care about my garden. We must be  ! We can get together and take life as it happens.  Wait...... You don't take life that way, now? But.. you have such a steady character...

Sorry to hear about your incorrigible romance...  Are you aware incorrigible means :not able to be corrected, improved, or reformed. You need help

a deviation....

Usually I post fake ads. This time is different. This is obviously ALL ReAl. CaUss YOu can juST teLL ( oh .. and she is honest about wanting a man to financially support her.. so there is that...)

Just so searching...loneliness hurts

So subtle with her email cleverly embedded in her profile. Fake? Not sure.. but... she is separated and never been married. Maybe she is separated from reality. Or maybe she is out catching fun. (I have to admit I kind of like the phrase 'catch my fun'.

Oh c'mon....

There is no way she is 5'5".... and other stuff....

Well sure....

Well sure  who doesnt enjoy a family circle when apparently the circle only has one person.

She is proud of her family... well.. grandmother. Likes being in the company of her parents. Apparently is spirit only.

I'm wondering if they like watching her dance in a short dress from wherever they are

What is it about fake accounts that have trouble with articles. " I am cheerful woman, very sincere person". " rest out of the town?"  WTF??  Yeah, I want to meet a person that never regrets fast decisions. Sign me up. She is woman for me. And.. all that never giving up is probably awesome for cross stitching.  Sweet gaba

ummm can we just try coffee first.. ya sound a little bit over-involved....

Durn it.. for a second I was impressed with what she had to say...

Not really the kind of woman I'm usually attracted to.. but her writing is fun. It hit a note.. and then I looked closer. Starting with her.. user name. Ummm  duh. Then what she is looking for. Oddly, two pictures. Is it the same girl? But hair color.. wrong.. eyes.. wrong...and of course.... LAST READ. I do like a reader... and what a great choice.

  

and the same day.. another one..  clever name... but not sure what she is doing with her hand in the picture....

And backwards its... LoLome....which doesn't mean anything either

So... she is big on little things. Heck, she's carrying.. so.. if you're gonna carry, it's better to be into little things than big things I guess. Caring? Is that what they meant?

Uh huh.. yup

Well, at least you pay attention to the little things. Little things like, maybe, all the things you like? Or are those just tags so people will find you in a search? botanical gardens festivals go to parks horseback riding train trains train ride train history model cars cars run you scare me.

Oh wait. I shouldn't say you scare me because you LOVE horror and Halloween... unless you mean the movie Halloween. Sorry... I can BS. Is your name pronounced Joe Lyin' cat?

Ummm.. typo?

okay.. I'll just let you figure this one out...

Luv A Tos

What sort of tribe allows women like this to participate in beening around children?
Mst hve hpnned b4 meye time.

Nothing worse than a sticking keyboard. Ummm lady, this isn't texting,.. you can write the whole word. Seriously.. no extra charge.

What do you think of post as this?

Everyone loves working...

Well, at least she has a kind for fun. Not sure what she is talking about, but they are fun. She also has time for them all. Hoping she will share with him... oh, wait, she will.

p.s. Don't look up "Peace Art" on Amazon. It's not there for a read. I can only assume they've sold out and I'll just have to wait for the second printing.

A flower....

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I feel that I am a flower which is about to blossom and give scent and flowers which will charm you and keep you by my side. ???

This is a rose that I will not stop to smell...but.. if you are constant in your relations.. why are you here ?

Love the fact that she is looking towards to moving to a warmer climate. From Los Angeles. BUT, she could also use a man while she is here to keep her warm during those cold months. The cold week perhaps. Location fail fake poster...

Mom ?

She is a great mom for her two daughters.. and loves them... except when it comes to admitting she has them... either a fake profile or a lying ... well.. you know. I mean.. she is a hard worker. ( yawn ) So tired of the "Ill date any height..."

So wait...You have never been married and have no kids.. except those three kids that are your favorite things. You would in "no way" smoke.. but.. you would date a non-smoker or a cigar aficionado. Which makes sense I guess.. I mean, you are an executive with an amazing salary.

Nansec

Well, at least she wanted to write about herself. That's different. Probably is a part of having a big sense of responsibility. Whatever that means. Is it a lot of responsibilities ? Or merely a sense of it ? It's big, whatever it is. It's also nice to know she is open to dialogue. So many of my blind date conversations have been one-sided due to their refusal to converse. Sadly I hide my real face with a mask, especially at Halloween, so we are obviously not a match. My life will not be full of merriment. Who uses that word anymore ? Merriment ? It's a great word and I am going to try to use it in conversation tomorrow, but seriously, when is the last time you used that word to describe anything ?

My cat is very lazy ?? Okay.. I can live with that.. but..."whiles by dog is hardworking" Well.. if that isnt an Aesop's Fable.. I don't know what is.. Sadly, she's pretty but also a fable. Odd...

Ya have to admit.. when the headline says, "read my profile", you are tempted to. But.. it is hard to read. Very hard. --I have pet I do like to met-- Very poetic. Something something about new people around her... and even with distance between. But any girl that loves dancing nor singing... well.. I'll add her. Hmmmmm... maybe she thinks this is facebook. Add me!!!! My heart have been hunt before. Keep her to love with all is mind. Wow. Once again.. English not so well. Three pics though. Sadly.. my guess. Borrowed from elsewhere.

Sure that fun thing is meant for real women for sure, but I like it too. And so many places to visit if all is okay. Hard to visit if things are not okay, I assume. As far as favorite things, Mom is gonna make dinner for us by Jim Steve ( I googled, just in case ) is an awesome... ummm book ? Movie ? Tv show ? And.. Bill Wall's Internet.. fascinating favorite.

As for her about who she is looking for....wow... thats quite a monologue. Want.

Okay.. four pictures.. same person perhaps. Stolen from another profile ? Hard to tell.. she is the kind attractive girl perhaps...There are plenty of friends in one picture, but I wish there was a pic of the run on park or at least a walks and more outdoor games. Not sure what is going on here.. but yes, I love is tasty to prepare. Harder to serve.

Okay.. I have read the line about " loves to communicate... " etc etc half a dozen times and still have no clue what she is talking about. But apparently her company loves nature and travel. Must not be a great company though.. I mean she has too much vacant time.. enough to spent it in books. Oh wait, that's past tense.. maybe she doesn't have vacant time now. See ? Dating can be very confusing. TRY TO BE BRAVE. TRY!!!

Wish I could be more specific.

I suppose.. yes, it is possible, that this is a legit profile. A scary, hard to read profile but still. Scary.

Umm chick chat ? I have to assume.. chit chat. Unless, she is looking for chicks.
Color me wrong, but man oh man the profile is stilted.

Another only "my words" entry....

But she does tell us some words about herself. HA HA. Seriously, who says that ?


Allow me to tell you some words about me. Perfect dialogue for a science fiction script. Actually, perhaps the title of my second autobiography.. ( First title is already chosen.. news on that later )

In the meantime.. lets see if she will open her little secret. Thats what she says she is going to do:

I'll open you my little secret.

Either thats another bizarre line from a science fiction plot, or ewww some bizarre sexual phrase I've never considered until now.

And on that I will end this posting.

Hopefully life will help her to find her only man. I hope she wouldn't look to the dead.

Oh, I hope that isnt a little secret she just opened.

ya know... she has a point...

Life isnt complicated when you make things simple. Along that lines, You're never lost when you know where you are. You're never hungry if you have food to eat..and when you love you become active in everything.

Where is this woman when I need her ? My life is so quiet...

SINCERE!!!

Almost as amusing as, " I aprecaite inteligence" is the., " I dont lie" on a fake profile.
Actually.. I suppose this one could be real.. but.. no other info ? No favorites ? No hot spots ? None of that info ?
Instead.. let's see... She doesn't like fake people pretending to be those whom they are not. Oh, wait.. EXCLAMATION POINT. Because, she is SINCERE! Lies..she never does THAT!
I see something more than a pretty face and body in her. hehehehehehe... Okay, I totally made my own sexual innuendo there. Sorry. After the older man comment the whole profile falls apart. Ponder my rich inner world ? Supportive !

But.. favorites...: But it will not be played one goal!
I can't even figure out what that is supposed to be .
And: I feel a need to take care of her inside of me!

Inner self ? Her one goal ? Wha ?

I did fall in love wit her though...lol.

The picture cut off her physical description though.. She said black hair. hmmmmm

LIAR!!!!! !

What is it with Firestone Park ?

It seems as though 95% of the fake ads come from there... and.. they are HORRIBLERest at english. Please.. whoever you are... cmon.

This one is a fav because of sand bathing. Who doesn't like to do that at the beach ? I wont question her ethnicity, but I wonder if the person that cut and pasted the profile, paid attention to the picture. Oh well..She was probably to engaged in house chores to notice. That or reading Newspapers!

GO TEAM!!!

This is one of the goldmines. From ethnicity..to religion. Ya have to admire a religion that can't say "no."

Where to start ?

Okay this one is so full of " What???" I am not sure what to emphasis. But, honestly, just her latest read is AWESOME. I mean, everything was about romance, because it was a romance novel. I wonder if she read the title. She definitely didn't mention it. But she did love it, regardless of how long it took her to read it....Pets ? She likes Gods. Personally I always choose a rescue God. Those God Farms are so cruel..

Okay...

I suppose it's possible that she is only three feet five inches. I can accept that... and her profile is actually readable. But I do kind of question that at that staure her only hobby is.... yes.. basketball... Cute.