Ya have to admit.. when the headline says, "read my profile", you are tempted to. But.. it is hard to read. Very hard. --I have pet I do like to met-- Very poetic. Something something about new people around her... and even with distance between. But any girl that loves dancing nor singing... well.. I'll add her. Hmmmmm... maybe she thinks this is facebook. Add me!!!! My heart have been hunt before. Keep her to love with all is mind. Wow. Once again.. English not so well. Three pics though. Sadly.. my guess. Borrowed from elsewhere.

Sure that fun thing is meant for real women for sure, but I like it too. And so many places to visit if all is okay. Hard to visit if things are not okay, I assume. As far as favorite things, Mom is gonna make dinner for us by Jim Steve ( I googled, just in case ) is an awesome... ummm book ? Movie ? Tv show ? And.. Bill Wall's Internet.. fascinating favorite.

As for her about who she is looking for....wow... thats quite a monologue. Want.

Okay.. four pictures.. same person perhaps. Stolen from another profile ? Hard to tell.. she is the kind attractive girl perhaps...There are plenty of friends in one picture, but I wish there was a pic of the run on park or at least a walks and more outdoor games. Not sure what is going on here.. but yes, I love is tasty to prepare. Harder to serve.

Okay.. I have read the line about " loves to communicate... " etc etc half a dozen times and still have no clue what she is talking about. But apparently her company loves nature and travel. Must not be a great company though.. I mean she has too much vacant time.. enough to spent it in books. Oh wait, that's past tense.. maybe she doesn't have vacant time now. See ? Dating can be very confusing. TRY TO BE BRAVE. TRY!!!

Wish I could be more specific.

I suppose.. yes, it is possible, that this is a legit profile. A scary, hard to read profile but still. Scary.

Umm chick chat ? I have to assume.. chit chat. Unless, she is looking for chicks.
Color me wrong, but man oh man the profile is stilted.

Another only "my words" entry....

But she does tell us some words about herself. HA HA. Seriously, who says that ?


Allow me to tell you some words about me. Perfect dialogue for a science fiction script. Actually, perhaps the title of my second autobiography.. ( First title is already chosen.. news on that later )

In the meantime.. lets see if she will open her little secret. Thats what she says she is going to do:

I'll open you my little secret.

Either thats another bizarre line from a science fiction plot, or ewww some bizarre sexual phrase I've never considered until now.

And on that I will end this posting.

Hopefully life will help her to find her only man. I hope she wouldn't look to the dead.

Oh, I hope that isnt a little secret she just opened.

ya know... she has a point...

Life isnt complicated when you make things simple. Along that lines, You're never lost when you know where you are. You're never hungry if you have food to eat..and when you love you become active in everything.

Where is this woman when I need her ? My life is so quiet...

SINCERE!!!

Almost as amusing as, " I aprecaite inteligence" is the., " I dont lie" on a fake profile.
Actually.. I suppose this one could be real.. but.. no other info ? No favorites ? No hot spots ? None of that info ?
Instead.. let's see... She doesn't like fake people pretending to be those whom they are not. Oh, wait.. EXCLAMATION POINT. Because, she is SINCERE! Lies..she never does THAT!
I see something more than a pretty face and body in her. hehehehehehe... Okay, I totally made my own sexual innuendo there. Sorry. After the older man comment the whole profile falls apart. Ponder my rich inner world ? Supportive !

But.. favorites...: But it will not be played one goal!
I can't even figure out what that is supposed to be .
And: I feel a need to take care of her inside of me!

Inner self ? Her one goal ? Wha ?

I did fall in love wit her though...lol.

The picture cut off her physical description though.. She said black hair. hmmmmm

LIAR!!!!! !

What is it with Firestone Park ?

It seems as though 95% of the fake ads come from there... and.. they are HORRIBLERest at english. Please.. whoever you are... cmon.

This one is a fav because of sand bathing. Who doesn't like to do that at the beach ? I wont question her ethnicity, but I wonder if the person that cut and pasted the profile, paid attention to the picture. Oh well..She was probably to engaged in house chores to notice. That or reading Newspapers!

GO TEAM!!!

This is one of the goldmines. From ethnicity..to religion. Ya have to admire a religion that can't say "no."