Luv A Tos

What sort of tribe allows women like this to participate in beening around children?
Mst hve hpnned b4 meye time.

Nothing worse than a sticking keyboard. Ummm lady, this isn't texting,.. you can write the whole word. Seriously.. no extra charge.

What do you think of post as this?

Everyone loves working...

Well, at least she has a kind for fun. Not sure what she is talking about, but they are fun. She also has time for them all. Hoping she will share with him... oh, wait, she will.

p.s. Don't look up "Peace Art" on Amazon. It's not there for a read. I can only assume they've sold out and I'll just have to wait for the second printing.

A flower....

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I feel that I am a flower which is about to blossom and give scent and flowers which will charm you and keep you by my side. ???

This is a rose that I will not stop to smell...but.. if you are constant in your relations.. why are you here ?

Love the fact that she is looking towards to moving to a warmer climate. From Los Angeles. BUT, she could also use a man while she is here to keep her warm during those cold months. The cold week perhaps. Location fail fake poster...

Mom ?

She is a great mom for her two daughters.. and loves them... except when it comes to admitting she has them... either a fake profile or a lying ... well.. you know. I mean.. she is a hard worker. ( yawn ) So tired of the "Ill date any height..."

So wait...You have never been married and have no kids.. except those three kids that are your favorite things. You would in "no way" smoke.. but.. you would date a non-smoker or a cigar aficionado. Which makes sense I guess.. I mean, you are an executive with an amazing salary.

Nansec

Well, at least she wanted to write about herself. That's different. Probably is a part of having a big sense of responsibility. Whatever that means. Is it a lot of responsibilities ? Or merely a sense of it ? It's big, whatever it is. It's also nice to know she is open to dialogue. So many of my blind date conversations have been one-sided due to their refusal to converse. Sadly I hide my real face with a mask, especially at Halloween, so we are obviously not a match. My life will not be full of merriment. Who uses that word anymore ? Merriment ? It's a great word and I am going to try to use it in conversation tomorrow, but seriously, when is the last time you used that word to describe anything ?

My cat is very lazy ?? Okay.. I can live with that.. but..."whiles by dog is hardworking" Well.. if that isnt an Aesop's Fable.. I don't know what is.. Sadly, she's pretty but also a fable. Odd...

Ya have to admit.. when the headline says, "read my profile", you are tempted to. But.. it is hard to read. Very hard. --I have pet I do like to met-- Very poetic. Something something about new people around her... and even with distance between. But any girl that loves dancing nor singing... well.. I'll add her. Hmmmmm... maybe she thinks this is facebook. Add me!!!! My heart have been hunt before. Keep her to love with all is mind. Wow. Once again.. English not so well. Three pics though. Sadly.. my guess. Borrowed from elsewhere.

Sure that fun thing is meant for real women for sure, but I like it too. And so many places to visit if all is okay. Hard to visit if things are not okay, I assume. As far as favorite things, Mom is gonna make dinner for us by Jim Steve ( I googled, just in case ) is an awesome... ummm book ? Movie ? Tv show ? And.. Bill Wall's Internet.. fascinating favorite.

As for her about who she is looking for....wow... thats quite a monologue. Want.

Okay.. four pictures.. same person perhaps. Stolen from another profile ? Hard to tell.. she is the kind attractive girl perhaps...There are plenty of friends in one picture, but I wish there was a pic of the run on park or at least a walks and more outdoor games. Not sure what is going on here.. but yes, I love is tasty to prepare. Harder to serve.

Okay.. I have read the line about " loves to communicate... " etc etc half a dozen times and still have no clue what she is talking about. But apparently her company loves nature and travel. Must not be a great company though.. I mean she has too much vacant time.. enough to spent it in books. Oh wait, that's past tense.. maybe she doesn't have vacant time now. See ? Dating can be very confusing. TRY TO BE BRAVE. TRY!!!

Wish I could be more specific.

I suppose.. yes, it is possible, that this is a legit profile. A scary, hard to read profile but still. Scary.

Umm chick chat ? I have to assume.. chit chat. Unless, she is looking for chicks.
Color me wrong, but man oh man the profile is stilted.

Another only "my words" entry....

But she does tell us some words about herself. HA HA. Seriously, who says that ?


Allow me to tell you some words about me. Perfect dialogue for a science fiction script. Actually, perhaps the title of my second autobiography.. ( First title is already chosen.. news on that later )

In the meantime.. lets see if she will open her little secret. Thats what she says she is going to do:

I'll open you my little secret.

Either thats another bizarre line from a science fiction plot, or ewww some bizarre sexual phrase I've never considered until now.

And on that I will end this posting.

Hopefully life will help her to find her only man. I hope she wouldn't look to the dead.

Oh, I hope that isnt a little secret she just opened.

ya know... she has a point...

Life isnt complicated when you make things simple. Along that lines, You're never lost when you know where you are. You're never hungry if you have food to eat..and when you love you become active in everything.

Where is this woman when I need her ? My life is so quiet...

SINCERE!!!

Almost as amusing as, " I aprecaite inteligence" is the., " I dont lie" on a fake profile.
Actually.. I suppose this one could be real.. but.. no other info ? No favorites ? No hot spots ? None of that info ?
Instead.. let's see... She doesn't like fake people pretending to be those whom they are not. Oh, wait.. EXCLAMATION POINT. Because, she is SINCERE! Lies..she never does THAT!
I see something more than a pretty face and body in her. hehehehehehe... Okay, I totally made my own sexual innuendo there. Sorry. After the older man comment the whole profile falls apart. Ponder my rich inner world ? Supportive !

But.. favorites...: But it will not be played one goal!
I can't even figure out what that is supposed to be .
And: I feel a need to take care of her inside of me!

Inner self ? Her one goal ? Wha ?

I did fall in love wit her though...lol.

The picture cut off her physical description though.. She said black hair. hmmmmm

LIAR!!!!! !

What is it with Firestone Park ?

It seems as though 95% of the fake ads come from there... and.. they are HORRIBLERest at english. Please.. whoever you are... cmon.

This one is a fav because of sand bathing. Who doesn't like to do that at the beach ? I wont question her ethnicity, but I wonder if the person that cut and pasted the profile, paid attention to the picture. Oh well..She was probably to engaged in house chores to notice. That or reading Newspapers!

GO TEAM!!!

This is one of the goldmines. From ethnicity..to religion. Ya have to admire a religion that can't say "no."

Where to start ?

Okay this one is so full of " What???" I am not sure what to emphasis. But, honestly, just her latest read is AWESOME. I mean, everything was about romance, because it was a romance novel. I wonder if she read the title. She definitely didn't mention it. But she did love it, regardless of how long it took her to read it....Pets ? She likes Gods. Personally I always choose a rescue God. Those God Farms are so cruel..