Hot spot.... right

I love it when they add a contact number or email and 'code' it so cleverly then make it seem like it would be a challenge to figure out. Hmm IV, what the heck is Ivy? You also have to admire a girl who has the hot spot of football.  Umm what?

Pronozana?

She's leaving? I can also estimate the simple things...
I sure would like to learn her... and I mean.. I'm a favorite.

We can deal elsewhere.... what??

I am always fascinated by the fake ads that have to find someone who is honest and real.

really....

Man like me, or you... to whom does that pronoun refer?

well, yeah, if thats what you are making me think...then.. ummm.. something is wrong....somewhere...

Sewer Ethel

I'm sorry, your email is sewer a loma??? Come on a join up on here then...a letter that I hope the most. 

Yeah.. all the same, I'm gonna hesitate.

Umm huh?

I do think that most of the fake profiles tend to lead you to a porn site when you connect with them. I also think the people that create the fake profiles aren't too bright and frequently save time by cutting and pasting other profiles onto the fake one as they create it...  This is a perfect example... took me a sec.. but one pic. Odd age search for a 31 year old.. and....well... one more thing... a minor mistake... read on...

You've got to be joking....

I didn't include her face or name, primarily because, sadly, I don't think this is a fake post. At least she doesn't espect perfection. Live is short.

here we go again

Okay, so many things wrong here...  but seriously, all you have to do is read it...

I personally love the complete lack of punctuation.

But, my hearth isn't a good hearth

I too live in my house and I care about my garden. We must be  ! We can get together and take life as it happens.  Wait...... You don't take life that way, now? But.. you have such a steady character...

Sorry to hear about your incorrigible romance...  Are you aware incorrigible means :not able to be corrected, improved, or reformed. You need help

a deviation....

Usually I post fake ads. This time is different. This is obviously ALL ReAl. CaUss YOu can juST teLL ( oh .. and she is honest about wanting a man to financially support her.. so there is that...)

Just so searching...loneliness hurts

So subtle with her email cleverly embedded in her profile. Fake? Not sure.. but... she is separated and never been married. Maybe she is separated from reality. Or maybe she is out catching fun. (I have to admit I kind of like the phrase 'catch my fun'.

Oh c'mon....

There is no way she is 5'5".... and other stuff....

Well sure....

Well sure  who doesnt enjoy a family circle when apparently the circle only has one person.

She is proud of her family... well.. grandmother. Likes being in the company of her parents. Apparently is spirit only.

I'm wondering if they like watching her dance in a short dress from wherever they are

What is it about fake accounts that have trouble with articles. " I am cheerful woman, very sincere person". " rest out of the town?"  WTF??  Yeah, I want to meet a person that never regrets fast decisions. Sign me up. She is woman for me. And.. all that never giving up is probably awesome for cross stitching.  Sweet gaba

ummm can we just try coffee first.. ya sound a little bit over-involved....

Durn it.. for a second I was impressed with what she had to say...

Not really the kind of woman I'm usually attracted to.. but her writing is fun. It hit a note.. and then I looked closer. Starting with her.. user name. Ummm  duh. Then what she is looking for. Oddly, two pictures. Is it the same girl? But hair color.. wrong.. eyes.. wrong...and of course.... LAST READ. I do like a reader... and what a great choice.

  

and the same day.. another one..  clever name... but not sure what she is doing with her hand in the picture....

And backwards its... LoLome....which doesn't mean anything either

So... she is big on little things. Heck, she's carrying.. so.. if you're gonna carry, it's better to be into little things than big things I guess. Caring? Is that what they meant?

Uh huh.. yup

Well, at least you pay attention to the little things. Little things like, maybe, all the things you like? Or are those just tags so people will find you in a search? botanical gardens festivals go to parks horseback riding train trains train ride train history model cars cars run you scare me.

Oh wait. I shouldn't say you scare me because you LOVE horror and Halloween... unless you mean the movie Halloween. Sorry... I can BS. Is your name pronounced Joe Lyin' cat?

Ummm.. typo?

okay.. I'll just let you figure this one out...

Luv A Tos

What sort of tribe allows women like this to participate in beening around children?
Mst hve hpnned b4 meye time.

Nothing worse than a sticking keyboard. Ummm lady, this isn't texting,.. you can write the whole word. Seriously.. no extra charge.